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New Year’s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.
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New Year’s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.
Happiness is too many things these days for anyone to wish it on anyone lightly. So let’s just wish each other a bile-less New Year and leave it at that. – Judith Crist
My new year resolution? Buy more shoes, drink more wine, and don’t worry about the gym. I can do this.
New Year’s Eve is finally here, where we can be drunk in public and no one minds. That’s why this is the best holiday.
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I can’t believe it’s been a year since I didn’t become a better person.
Last year’s resolution was to loose 20 pounds by Christmas. Only 30 pounds to go.
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to. – Bill Vaughan
Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.
New Year’s Day now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. – Mark Twain
Don’t set your expectations, resolutions and wishes too high for this year. Did it make a difference last time?1
Remember when we were young and wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we are old and all we want to do is sleep.
I would say happy New Year but it’s not happy; it’s exactly the same as last year except colder. – Robert Clark
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. – P. J. O’Rourke
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
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Funny Wishes & Messages for New Year
I wish you end up fighting less with your partner over TV remote this New Year!
I wish you can maintain your resolution to quit smoking a few days more this new year!
May the New Year bring you significantly more joy than the holidays did.
May god inspire you to finally enroll in that anger management course in New Year!
Happy New Year from someone comfortable expressing their love and appreciation for you in sms.
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
I wish you can evade your boss successfully while using instant messengers at workplace this year!
May 2016 be the year you respond to my text.
May this New Year bring you more problems, more tears, and more pains. Don’t get me wrong. I just want you to be a stronger person.
Best wishes and good luck this New Year because I intend on completely ignoring your existence for roughly the next 364 days.
Happy New Year friend. I hope you saved some champagne because I’m going to need some drinks all year.
Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go.
~ Brooks Atkinson
Knock Knock!
Whos there?
Mary and Abby!
Mary and Abby who?
Mary christmas and a Abby new year.
I hope that this New Year, I will be with a woman other than you.
I am tired to be your boyfriend.
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